Delusional Desires

The things I fancy.

Ask Me Whatever Next pageArchive

serpentineallthetime:

ewok-gia:

Changzhou, China. Man  bathes  his Burmese python in city lake, the reptile floats around freely, and after that the snake comes back to it’s owner.*

This is so cute.

(via extraterrestrialhitchhiker)

"Helga’s a blonde, like her mother and sister, with her hair in pigtails and a thick black unibrow. Every day she wears a pink dress, which matches her huge pink bow which alights her dainty head. Her room is full of frills and pink hearts and a happy doll very similar to Raggedy Ann. Just from these simple descriptors, one would assume that Helga would be a sweet as pie, all American girl. That’s her sister, Olga. Helga, on the other hand, is a true tomboy. Occasionally violent but a born leader, Helga makes herself known amongst the 4th graders to be the one kid you do NOT want to mess with. However, as her mild-mannered half-Japanese best friend Phoebe knows and understands well, there is a lot of tenderness in Helga. While being tough, she’s rarely mean for the sake of being mean. She doesn’t steal, she doesn’t cheat and doesn’t lie about anything except Arnold. […]

Helga is a well-crafted individual and shows just how NOT to judge a book by its cover. Just because someone is a girl, wears pink, or wears dresses doesn’t mean anything one way or the other and this back story is significant to how we consider Helga within feminism. Helga does not love Arnold because that’s what girls do; she loves him because he showed her kindness. She loves him obsessively because he continues to show her kindness even if she tortures him. However, due to the fact that she does not want to become the butt of anyone’s jokes, she maintains this iron-clad reputation of the tough leader and keeps her love hidden from everyone; that one moment of swooning at 3 years old was seen as weakness. This is a girl who makes her own decisions, does things on her own terms and refuses to conform to anyone’s expectations”. x

(Source: invisiblechange, via albinwonderland)

timetravelanddonuts:

Bunnies object to studying because it takes time away from bunnies.

(via gobblekitty)

vverism:

I LOVE THIS

fayeorlove:

animated rape statistics from this BARCC fact sheet for issue 31 of the media

ethereo:

Javier Canale

(Source: senpais, via charli3b3tt)

mountain-sadist:

finding-peace-w1thin:


Skull in a salt lake

Wow that is the highest quality gif I have ever seen!

It looks like I’m actually there

"

Careful, honey, it’s loaded,” he said, reentering the bedroom.

Her back rested against the headboard. “This for your wife?”

“No. Too chancy. I’m hiring a professional.”

“How about me?”

He smirked. “Cute. But who’d be dumb enough to hire a lady hit man?”

She wet her lips, sighting along the barrel.

“Your wife.

"

- "Bedtime Story" by Jeffrey Whitmore (via 01012012)

(Source: talesofnorth, via ittybittynymphette)

psychedelicaslut:

youhaveyour-motherseyes:

get-motivation:

thinspoandnoserings:

ladycreep:

These happy frolicking cows are the best thing I’ve seen today! [video]

I couldn’t help it! It makes me too happy.

Need a smile? cause that made me smile!

oh my god cows are literally big awkward mooing dogs

Aw

(via ittybittynymphette)

peaceful-moon:

☮ nature and good vibes ☾
redbush:

redbush